her vagine was all disorganized.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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