dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
