Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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