Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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