What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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