I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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