Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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