I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I'm always down for nudity.
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