we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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