dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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