wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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