it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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