What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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