whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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