Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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