There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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