Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Randomize
