It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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