dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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