her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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