i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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