Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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