So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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