I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You peed on a flamingo?!?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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