Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Two words: nipple clamps
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