The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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