Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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