Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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