Where is the hickey?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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