I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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