Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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