oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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