New invention idea: vibrating tampons
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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