some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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