all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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