And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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