There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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