Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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