Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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