Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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