she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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