quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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