I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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