I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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