hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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