He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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