Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I love black thongs
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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