Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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