The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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