I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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