Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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