Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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