Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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